I'm quite surpirsed about the current relatively low value of what some would see as an extremely rare, once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to buy something which can only increase exponentially in value over the course of the coming months and (hopefully) years. I therefore would ask the reserve bid be AT LEAST 12 tins of bacon grill, and 8 bags of pork scratchings, with further increases in bidding of a minimum of 3 pukka pies (all steak, or steak and kidney, I'm not bothered which) or in 500g increments of cathedral city cheese.
Thanks
Magua